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frequently asked questions

Is dopamine a real store?+

No. It's a parody store โ€” the products, the payment, and the delivery are 100% fake. The only real thing is the dopamine of buying.

How does it work?+

You 'buy' a product, 'pay' with a fake card or PIX that settles itself, and follow an absurd delivery traveling the world โ€” until it gets swallowed by a whale or abducted by a UFO. Not a cent leaves your account.

How much does it cost?+

Nothing. It's free: no payment is real and the invoice never arrives.

Which languages and countries does it support?+

Portuguese (R$), English ($), Spanish/German/French (โ‚ฌ) and Japanese (ยฅ) โ€” six languages in total, with the package traveling to the exact address you type, anywhere in the world.

Is dopamine a scam? is it safe?+

It's not a scam โ€” it's comedy. Since nothing is charged and no payment is real, there's nothing to steal. It's 100% safe precisely because it's 100% fake.

Do you store my card or my data?+

No. The payment screen is fake: nothing is processed, nothing is charged, and no card data is saved. Your address is only used to draw the package's absurd journey on the map.

Can I get my product into the catalog?+

Yes! With a donation, your product joins the catalog forever, with a link to the real one. It's the only thing here that has a real-world effect.

Why did a whale swallow my package?+

It's part of the joke: there's a ~15% chance of a comedic mishap (whale, UFO, customs). You can follow it all in tracking โ€” it almost always arrives, with a story to tell.

Do I need an account to 'buy'?+

No. You check out instantly, no signup. An account is optional โ€” it saves your orders, levels you up, and puts you on the leaderboard.

Will I get spam emails?+

No. You only get the (comedic) emails about your package's journey โ€” like 'your parcel spotted a whale'. No ads, and you can opt out anytime.

Who's behind dopamine?+

Two people, no ads and no investors โ€” just for the fun of it. The full story is on the About page.

Is there an app?+

No need. dopamine runs in any phone or computer browser. Just open it and 'shop'.