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dopamine 💊 · privacy

we barely know who you are

and that is not a slogan: it is what you can check by looking at what the site actually stores. all of it is below, in plain English.

the policy in 1 sentence

Your cart never leaves your browser, we keep your email only to send you the delivery journey, nobody buys or sells your data, and you can ask us to erase everything by replying to any email of ours.

what we keep

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cart and orders

They live in your browser, in localStorage. They never reach a server, and if you clear your browser they are gone. We do not even find out.

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email and name

Only when you place a fake order or write to us. They exist to send the journey emails and to reply to you. Nothing else.

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visits

Country, which page, and which site you came from (the domain only, never the full link). No IP, no identifier, and only 1 in every 20 visits becomes a row. Deleted after 120 days.

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IP, for one minute

Forms count how many submissions came from the same IP in a 1 minute window, to hold back bots. It is a counter, it never becomes a profile.

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donations

Donations go through Stripe. The card is their business: no card number ever reaches us.

what we do NOT do

  • Sell, rent or trade your data. It has never happened and it is not in the plan.

  • Cross site tracking cookies, social pixels, fingerprinting. None of that exists here.

  • Ask for a real address. That field is part of the joke: feel free to type "0 Cloud Street".

🍪 cookies

Exactly one, and it remembers the language you picked so the site stops throwing you back to English. We set no advertising cookie and no analytics cookie.

📣 ads

The site is free and somebody pays for the server: that somebody is the ad. When you see a banner here, it comes from Google AdSense. Google and its partners may use cookies to pick what to show you, and you can switch off personalization at google.com/settings/ads. In the European Union and the UK you choose first, in the consent window, and you can change your mind whenever you want.

who else touches the data

Cloudflare

hosts the site and screens bots on the forms

Supabase

the database holding orders, messages and the sampled visits

Resend, SendPulse, Brevo, Mailjet, Amazon SES

deliver the journey emails

Stripe

handles donations, the only place with real payment data

Google AdSense

serves the ads that pay the bills

your rights

GDPR applies in Europe, CCPA in California, and honestly it is simpler than that: you write, we fix it.

  • ask for a copy of everything tied to your email

  • ask us to erase everything, and it really goes, fake orders included

  • ask to stop receiving email, no reason needed

  • complain to your country's data protection authority if we mess up

talk to actual humans

There are two of us. Answering email is one person's job.

contato@dopamineshopping.com

last updated: September 20, 2026

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