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built by 3 people, no ads, no VC money. just dopamine.

This site was built by 3 people running on coffee and zero sponsorship. No product ever leaves your wallet β€” that's the whole joke. But servers, domain, and our collective sanity cost very real money.

If dopamine gave you even one second of joy, consider dropping any amount. In return, your product joins the catalog forever.

how it works

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your product hits the catalog

We add your real product to our catalog β€” exactly like every other item. Anyone who visits will find it, browse it, want it. Organic discovery, no ad spend.

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a 'buy the real thing' banner on the product page

We drop a banner right on the product page: 'Want to buy the real thing? Get it here β†’' β€” pointing to your site, store, or Amazon. Real traffic, not imaginary.

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brand spotlight (Partner/Sponsor tiers)

On higher tiers, your logo or name appears as a partner on the product page. Brand visibility for people who are already eyeing that exact item.

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