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Valve Steam Deck OLED 1TB SSD + 16GB RAM (International Version)

Valve Steam Deck OLED 1TB SSD + 16GB RAM (International Version)

★★★★4.0 · 72,046 reviews

Valve Steam Deck OLED 1TB SSD + 16GB RAM (International Version). Original product, brand new, sealed, with warranty and invoice.

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product origin

Shenzhen, China

Assembled in China, like 90% of everything. 🇨🇳

🗺️ arrives after an epic journey of up to 15 days across the globe

$1,960.26

$1,661.30

or 12x of $138.44 with zero (imaginary) interest 💳

✓ free shipping from the other side of the world

specs 📋

PlatformValve Steam Deck
Storage1TB
ConnectivityWi-Fi 6 · Bluetooth 5.0
ConditionNew, sealed (and fictional)
Warranty90 days of make-believe

what people say 💬

★★★★★ · 4 reviews
★★★★★
✓ dopamine guaranteed

"1TB SSD to run 900 games I've never played. Left Valve's warehouse in Bellevue, took a detour through China, now vacationing in Hawaii."

, SteamWorker

★★★★★
✓ dopamine guaranteed

"16GB of RAM in a handheld is wild for a store that delivers by whale. Bought it anyway and have zero regrets."

, Veronica_lib

★★★★★
✓ dopamine guaranteed

"Steam Deck OLED with 1TB, basically the most expensive PC I'll never own. Dopamine arrived, the rest has been in transit since 2024."

, Uncle_Dan_Pawning

★★★★★
✓ dopamine guaranteed

"Bought it to play the indie backlog I hoarded on Steam. The Deck hoarded miles on a cargo ship. We match."

, indie_riley

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