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Valve Steam Deck OLED 1TB SSD + 16GB RAM (International Version)

Valve Steam Deck OLED 1TB SSD + 16GB RAM (International Version)

โ˜…โ˜…โ˜…โ˜…4.0 ยท 72,046 reviews

Valve Steam Deck OLED 1TB SSD + 16GB RAM (International Version). Original product, brand new, sealed โ€” with warranty and invoice.

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product origin

Shenzhen, China

Assembled in China, like 90% of everything. ๐Ÿ‡จ๐Ÿ‡ณ

๐Ÿ—บ๏ธ arrives after an epic journey of up to 15 days across the globe

$1,960.26

$1,661.30

or 12x of $138.44 with zero (imaginary) interest ๐Ÿ’ณ

โœ“ free shipping from the other side of the world

specs ๐Ÿ“‹

PlatformValve Steam Deck
Storage1TB
ConnectivityWi-Fi 6 ยท Bluetooth 5.0
ConditionNew, sealed (and fictional)
Warranty90 days of make-believe

what people say ๐Ÿ’ฌ

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โœ“ dopamine guaranteed

"1TB SSD to run 900 games I've never played. Left Valve's warehouse in Bellevue, took a detour through China, now vacationing in Hawaii."

โ€” SteamWorker

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โœ“ dopamine guaranteed

"16GB of RAM in a handheld is wild for a store that delivers by whale. Bought it anyway and have zero regrets."

โ€” Veronica_lib

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โœ“ dopamine guaranteed

"Steam Deck OLED with 1TB, basically the most expensive PC I'll never own. Dopamine arrived, the rest has been in transit since 2024."

โ€” Uncle_Dan_Pawning

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โœ“ dopamine guaranteed

"Bought it to play the indie backlog I hoarded on Steam. The Deck hoarded miles on a cargo ship. We match."

โ€” indie_riley

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