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Valve Steam Deck OLED 1TB Color Black

Valve Steam Deck OLED 1TB Color Black

★★★★★5.0 · 54,647 reviews

Valve Steam Deck OLED 1TB Color Black. Original product, brand new, sealed, with warranty and invoice.

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product origin

Shenzhen, China

Assembled in China, like 90% of everything. 🇨🇳

🗺️ arrives after an epic journey of up to 15 days across the globe

$1,588.97

or 12x of $132.41 with zero (imaginary) interest 💳

✓ free shipping from the other side of the world

specs 📋

PlatformValve Steam Deck
Storage1TB
ConnectivityWi-Fi 6 · Bluetooth 5.0
ConditionNew, sealed (and fictional)
Warranty90 days of make-believe

what people say 💬

★★★★ · 4 reviews
★★★★★
✓ dopamine guaranteed

"Matte black and elegant, exactly like my odds of ever receiving it: dark. But the dopamine was neon bright."

, DeckBlackout

★★★★★
✓ dopamine guaranteed

"Steam Deck black 1TB left Valve and got swallowed by a vegan orca who refuses to part with the product. Tracking: 'in digestion.'"

, Jake_from_the_Block

★★★★★
✓ dopamine guaranteed

"Got 1,400 games on Steam and zero on the Deck because the Deck vanished. What a joy to buy, though, seriously."

, thousand_games_zero_play

★★★★★
✓ dopamine guaranteed

"Black matches the empty shelf where it should be sitting. Three weeks in, the cargo ship made a pit stop on Mars."

, shopaholic_sheila

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