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Valve Steam Deck OLED 1TB Color Black

Valve Steam Deck OLED 1TB Color Black

โ˜…โ˜…โ˜…โ˜…โ˜…5.0 ยท 54,647 reviews

Valve Steam Deck OLED 1TB Black. Original product, brand new, sealed โ€” with warranty and invoice.

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product origin

Shenzhen, China

Assembled in China, like 90% of everything. ๐Ÿ‡จ๐Ÿ‡ณ

๐Ÿ—บ๏ธ arrives after an epic journey of up to 15 days across the globe

$1,588.97

or 12x of $132.41 with zero (imaginary) interest ๐Ÿ’ณ

โœ“ free shipping from the other side of the world

specs ๐Ÿ“‹

PlatformValve Steam Deck
Storage1TB
ConnectivityWi-Fi 6 ยท Bluetooth 5.0
ConditionNew, sealed (and fictional)
Warranty90 days of make-believe

what people say ๐Ÿ’ฌ

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โœ“ dopamine guaranteed

"Matte black and elegant, exactly like my odds of ever receiving it: dark. But the dopamine was neon bright."

โ€” DeckBlackout

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โœ“ dopamine guaranteed

"Steam Deck black 1TB left Valve and got swallowed by a vegan orca who refuses to part with the product. Tracking: 'in digestion.'"

โ€” Jake_from_the_Block

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โœ“ dopamine guaranteed

"Got 1,400 games on Steam and zero on the Deck because the Deck vanished. What a joy to buy, though, seriously."

โ€” thousand_games_zero_play

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โœ“ dopamine guaranteed

"Black matches the empty shelf where it should be sitting. Three weeks in, the cargo ship made a pit stop on Mars."

โ€” shopaholic_sheila

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