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Valve Steam Deck Handheld Console 256GB Black 7" Screen Bluetooth 2022

Valve Steam Deck Handheld Console 256GB Black 7" Screen Bluetooth 2022

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Valve Steam Deck Handheld Console 256GB Black 7" Screen Bluetooth 2022. Original product, brand new, sealed โ€” with warranty and invoice.

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product origin

Shenzhen, China

Assembled in China, like 90% of everything. ๐Ÿ‡จ๐Ÿ‡ณ

๐Ÿ—บ๏ธ arrives after an epic journey of up to 15 days across the globe

$1,200.47

$1,017.31

or 12x of $84.78 with zero (imaginary) interest ๐Ÿ’ณ

โœ“ free shipping from the other side of the world

specs ๐Ÿ“‹

PlatformPortรกtil Valve
Storage256GB
ConnectivityWi-Fi 6 ยท Bluetooth 5.0
ConditionNew, sealed (and fictional)
Warranty90 days of make-believe

what people say ๐Ÿ’ฌ

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โœ“ dopamine guaranteed

"256GB, base model, premium dopamine. Got the cheapest one to play it safe โ€” the delivery guy gambled more than I did: it's in Mongolia on horseback."

โ€” FirstTimeSteamer

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โœ“ dopamine guaranteed

"Starter pack of the Deck, for people who want to get into the hobby of not receiving things. Welcome to the club, I told myself."

โ€” Fernando_Gamer

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โœ“ dopamine guaranteed

"256GB of storage and zero dollars debited. Cost-benefit ratio economists haven't figured out yet."

โ€” Uncle_Dan_Pawning

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โœ“ dopamine guaranteed

"Bought it in the morning, tracking says it flew to Japan by afternoon and had sake for dinner. My product has a better social life than me."

โ€” no_patience_patricia

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