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Valve Steam Deck Handheld Console 256GB Black 7" Screen Bluetooth 2022

Valve Steam Deck Handheld Console 256GB Black 7" Screen Bluetooth 2022

★★★★★5.0 · 19,629 reviews

Valve Steam Deck Handheld Console 256GB Black 7" Screen Bluetooth 2022. Original product, brand new, sealed — with warranty and invoice.

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product origin

Shenzhen, China

Assembled in China, like 90% of everything. 🇨🇳

🗺️ arrives after an epic journey of up to 15 days across the globe

$1,200.47

$1,017.31

or 12x of $84.78 with zero (imaginary) interest 💳

✓ free shipping from the other side of the world

specs 📋

PlatformPortátil Valve
Storage256GB
ConnectivityWi-Fi 6 · Bluetooth 5.0
ConditionNew, sealed (and fictional)
Warranty90 days of make-believe

what people say 💬

★★★★★ · 4 reviews
★★★★★
✓ dopamine guaranteed

"256GB, base model, premium dopamine. Got the cheapest one to play it safe — the delivery guy gambled more than I did: it's in Mongolia on horseback."

FirstTimeSteamer

★★★★
✓ dopamine guaranteed

"Starter pack of the Deck, for people who want to get into the hobby of not receiving things. Welcome to the club, I told myself."

Fernando_Gamer

★★★★★
✓ dopamine guaranteed

"256GB of storage and zero dollars debited. Cost-benefit ratio economists haven't figured out yet."

Uncle_Dan_Pawning

★★★★
✓ dopamine guaranteed

"Bought it in the morning, tracking says it flew to Japan by afternoon and had sake for dinner. My product has a better social life than me."

no_patience_patricia

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