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Nintendo Switch Lite Console 32gb Turquoise Blue Standard 5.5'' Screen Turquoise-blue Color

Nintendo Switch Lite Console 32gb Turquoise Blue Standard 5.5'' Screen Turquoise-blue Color

โ˜…โ˜…โ˜…โ˜…4.0 ยท 41,931 reviews

Nintendo Switch Lite Console 32gb Turquoise Blue Standard 5.5'' Screen Turquoise-blue. Original product, brand new, sealed โ€” with warranty and invoice.

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product origin

Kyoto, Japan

Left Kyoto just to bring you dopamine. ๐Ÿ„

๐Ÿ—บ๏ธ arrives after an epic journey of up to 15 days across the globe

$436.60

$370.00

or 12x of $30.83 with zero (imaginary) interest ๐Ÿ’ณ

โœ“ free shipping from the other side of the world

specs ๐Ÿ“‹

PlatformNintendo Switch
Storage32GB
ConnectivityWi-Fi 6 ยท Bluetooth 5.0
ConditionNew, sealed (and fictional)
Warranty90 days of make-believe

what people say ๐Ÿ’ฌ

โ˜…โ˜…โ˜…โ˜… ยท 4 reviews
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โœ“ dopamine guaranteed

"Switch Lite turquoise blue, ocean colored, matched its trip across the ocean. Compact 5.5-inch dopamine straight into the vein."

โ€” turquoise_tom

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โœ“ dopamine guaranteed

"A handheld just to carry happiness around. Left Japan on a turquoise kayak, the whale mistook it for plankton and almost swallowed it. Almost."

โ€” duda_pixel

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โœ“ dopamine guaranteed

"32GB of storage and 0 dollars debited, math I like. The Lite is backstroking its way over here like a turtle."

โ€” dopamine_dave

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โœ“ dopamine guaranteed

"Cute but I wanted the dock that doesn't come (and wouldn't arrive either). It's on a lost blue sailboat, but the joy already docked here."

โ€” Tony_Retro

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