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Nintendo Switch Lite Console 32gb Turquoise Blue Standard 5.5'' Screen Turquoise-blue Color

Nintendo Switch Lite Console 32gb Turquoise Blue Standard 5.5'' Screen Turquoise-blue Color

★★★★4.0 · 41,931 reviews

Nintendo Switch Lite Console 32gb Turquoise Blue Standard 5.5'' Screen Turquoise-blue Color. Original product, brand new, sealed, with warranty and invoice.

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product origin

Kyoto, Japan

Left Kyoto just to bring you dopamine. 🍄

🗺️ arrives after an epic journey of up to 15 days across the globe

$301.00

$255.12

or 12x of $21.26 with zero (imaginary) interest 💳

✓ free shipping from the other side of the world

specs 📋

PlatformNintendo Switch
Storage32GB
ConnectivityWi-Fi 6 · Bluetooth 5.0
ConditionNew, sealed (and fictional)
Warranty90 days of make-believe

what people say 💬

★★★★ · 4 reviews
★★★★★
✓ dopamine guaranteed

"Switch Lite turquoise blue, ocean colored, matched its trip across the ocean. Compact 5.5-inch dopamine straight into the vein."

, turquoise_tom

★★★★★
✓ dopamine guaranteed

"A handheld just to carry happiness around. Left Japan on a turquoise kayak, the whale mistook it for plankton and almost swallowed it. Almost."

, duda_pixel

★★★★★
✓ dopamine guaranteed

"32GB of storage and 0 dollars debited, math I like. The Lite is backstroking its way over here like a turtle."

, dopamine_dave

★★★★★
✓ dopamine guaranteed

"Cute but I wanted the dock that doesn't come (and wouldn't arrive either). It's on a lost blue sailboat, but the joy already docked here."

, Tony_Retro

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