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Portable Gaming Console 2TB OLED 7.4" 90Hz WiFi 6E Kit

Portable Gaming Console 2TB OLED 7.4" 90Hz WiFi 6E Kit

โ˜…โ˜…โ˜…โ˜…โ˜…5.0 ยท 83,204 reviews

Portable Gaming Console 2TB OLED 7.4" 90Hz WiFi 6E Kit. Original product, brand new, sealed โ€” with warranty and invoice.

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product origin

Shenzhen, China

Assembled in China, like 90% of everything. ๐Ÿ‡จ๐Ÿ‡ณ

๐Ÿ—บ๏ธ arrives after an epic journey of up to 15 days across the globe

$2,560.40

or 12x of $213.37 with zero (imaginary) interest ๐Ÿ’ณ

โœ“ free shipping from the other side of the world

specs ๐Ÿ“‹

PlatformDe Jogos
Storage2TB
ConnectivityWi-Fi 6 ยท Bluetooth 5.0
ConditionNew, sealed (and fictional)
Warranty90 days of make-believe

what people say ๐Ÿ’ฌ

โ˜…โ˜…โ˜…โ˜… ยท 4 reviews
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โœ“ dopamine guaranteed

"2TB of storage for the 0 games I own because the console is on a whale crossing the Pacific. OLED screen lighting up the ocean floor right now."

โ€” broke_gamer_2009

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โœ“ dopamine guaranteed

"Portable with 2TB is more memory than my entire college education. Tracking stopped at 'shipped from Japan, waved goodbye.' Dopamine: approved."

โ€” Kevin_RGB

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โœ“ dopamine guaranteed

"Clicked buy and my hand is still shaking with joy. Console never showed up but I played it in my imagination and 100-percented it."

โ€” dopamine_dave

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โœ“ dopamine guaranteed

"7.4-inch OLED is stunning, shame the only screen I saw was the payment screen that never even charged me. Miss a product I never had."

โ€” PudgeMain

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