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Simagic Alpha Evo Sport 9Nm Base Black

Simagic Alpha Evo Sport 9Nm Base Black

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Simagic Alpha Evo Sport 9Nm Base Black. Original product, brand new, sealed โ€” with warranty and invoice.

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product origin

Shenzhen, China

Assembled in China, like 90% of everything. ๐Ÿ‡จ๐Ÿ‡ณ

๐Ÿ—บ๏ธ arrives after an epic journey of up to 15 days across the globe

$888.19

or 12x of $74.01 with zero (imaginary) interest ๐Ÿ’ณ

โœ“ free shipping from the other side of the world

specs ๐Ÿ“‹

PlatformBase Simagic Alpha
Storagefactory default
ConnectivityWi-Fi 6 ยท Bluetooth 5.0
ConditionNew, sealed (and fictional)
Warranty90 days of make-believe

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