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Asus Handheld Console 512 GB White Z2 Rc73ya-nh003w Rog Xbox Ally Asus Ryzen Z2 Wh White

Asus Handheld Console 512 GB White Z2 Rc73ya-nh003w Rog Xbox Ally Asus Ryzen Z2 Wh White

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Asus Handheld Console 512 GB White Z2 Rc73ya-nh003w Rog Xbox Ally Asus Ryzen Z2 Wh White. Original product, brand new, sealed โ€” with warranty and invoice.

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product origin

Redmond, United States

Dreamed up in Redmond, bolted together in Shanghai. Bill approves. ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ

๐Ÿ—บ๏ธ arrives after an epic journey of up to 15 days across the globe

$1,284.45

or 12x of $107.04 with zero (imaginary) interest ๐Ÿ’ณ

โœ“ free shipping from the other side of the world

specs ๐Ÿ“‹

PlatformAsus Portรกtil
Storage512 GB
ConnectivityWi-Fi 6 ยท Bluetooth 5.0
ConditionNew, sealed (and fictional)
Warranty90 days of make-believe

what people say ๐Ÿ’ฌ

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โœ“ dopamine guaranteed

"Bought it to game lying down and the dopamine showed up instantly, the handheld is still on a boat leaving Taiwan. 240fps of pure joy just from clicking buy."

โ€” broke_gamer_2009

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โœ“ dopamine guaranteed

"Gorgeous white one in the listing. Tracking says it's making a layover inside a whale that plays Xbox Ally at the bottom of the sea. Docked one star because the whale is ahead of me in line."

โ€” Kevin_RGB

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โœ“ dopamine guaranteed

"Ryzen Z2 runs everything on ultra except my bank account, which stays untouched. Best handheld I never owned, highly recommend."

โ€” dopamine_dave

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โœ“ dopamine guaranteed

"Great dopamine but my husband didn't believe I paid nothing. Delivery is coming by horse across Mongolia, patience."

โ€” shopaholic_sheila

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