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Microsoft Xbox Series X Console 1TB

Microsoft Xbox Series X Console 1TB

โ˜…โ˜…โ˜…โ˜…4.0 ยท 61,072 reviews

Microsoft Xbox Series X console with 1TB SSD and 12 teraflops of power. Native 4K up to 120fps and backwards compatibility with thousands of games from previous generations.

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product origin

Redmond, United States

Dreamed up in Redmond, bolted together in Shanghai. Bill approves. ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ

๐Ÿ—บ๏ธ arrives after an epic journey of up to 15 days across the globe

$1,294.82

$1,202.32

or 12x of $100.19 with zero (imaginary) interest ๐Ÿ’ณ

โœ“ free shipping from the other side of the world

specs ๐Ÿ“‹

PlatformMicrosoft Xbox
Storage1TB
ConnectivityWi-Fi 6 ยท Bluetooth 5.0
ConditionNew, sealed (and fictional)
Warranty90 days of make-believe

what people say ๐Ÿ’ฌ

โ˜…โ˜…โ˜…โ˜… ยท 4 reviews
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โœ“ dopamine guaranteed

"Giant black monolith that never arrived and I still installed 3 games in my imagination. Fastest load times of my life because there's no console."

โ€” DadJokeDan

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โœ“ dopamine guaranteed

"The Venmo paid itself off and the Series X boarded a plane that accidentally landed back in China. Dopamine Game Pass is lifetime."

โ€” found_it_on_venmo

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โœ“ dopamine guaranteed

"Bought the most powerful one on the market and the only thing that heated up was my heart with joy. Just needs to get out of the whale's belly."

โ€” lol_i_beat_it

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โœ“ dopamine guaranteed

"Good, but I wanted to get it to play with my nephew. He called asking for the console and I told him it's on a boat. He hung up."

โ€” patience_free_patty

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