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Nintendo Switch 2 Console
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Nintendo Switch 2 Console

โ˜…โ˜…โ˜…โ˜…โ˜…5.0 ยท 12,497 reviews

Nintendo Switch 2 console with a larger screen, more performance and new magnetic Joy-Con. Play on the TV or in handheld mode, backwards compatible with the original Switch library.

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product origin

Kyoto, Japan

Left Kyoto just to bring you dopamine. ๐Ÿ„

๐Ÿ—บ๏ธ arrives after an epic journey of up to 15 days across the globe

$1,174.94

$995.67

or 12x of $82.97 with zero (imaginary) interest ๐Ÿ’ณ

โœ“ free shipping from the other side of the world

specs ๐Ÿ“‹

PlatformNintendo Switch
Storagefactory default
ConnectivityWi-Fi 6 ยท Bluetooth 5.0
ConditionNew, sealed (and fictional)
Warranty90 days of make-believe

what people say ๐Ÿ’ฌ

โ˜…โ˜…โ˜…โ˜… ยท 4 reviews
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โœ“ dopamine guaranteed

"Switch 2 left Japan, turned into origami on the way, and the dopamine arrived before Mario did. I'm addicted to buying what I don't pay for."

โ€” Cody_NextDoor

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โœ“ dopamine guaranteed

"Waited 30 years and when I bought it the feeling was instant. The console is on a canoe crossing the Pacific in handheld mode."

โ€” nintendo_diehard

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โœ“ dopamine guaranteed

"Magnetic Joy-Con in the listing and magnetic to my card that never got charged. Just needs to get out of the whale's mouth that's speedrunning my delivery."

โ€” jubilee.exe

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โœ“ dopamine guaranteed

"The thrill was a 10 but the shipping is coming by raft. This is the third Switch 2 I've bought and none arrived, but the happiness arrives every day."

โ€” shopaholic_sheila

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