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Nintendo Switch Lite Console Yellow

Nintendo Switch Lite Console Yellow

โ˜…โ˜…โ˜…โ˜…4.0 ยท 91,256 reviews

Nintendo Switch Lite Console Yellow. Original product, brand new, sealed โ€” with warranty and invoice.

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product origin

Kyoto, Japan

Left Kyoto just to bring you dopamine. ๐Ÿ„

๐Ÿ—บ๏ธ arrives after an epic journey of up to 15 days across the globe

$277.48

or 12x of $23.12 with zero (imaginary) interest ๐Ÿ’ณ

โœ“ free shipping from the other side of the world

specs ๐Ÿ“‹

PlatformNintendo Switch
Storagefactory default
ConnectivityWi-Fi 6 ยท Bluetooth 5.0
ConditionNew, sealed (and fictional)
Warranty90 days of make-believe

what people say ๐Ÿ’ฌ

โ˜…โ˜…โ˜…โ˜… ยท 4 reviews
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โœ“ dopamine guaranteed

"Switch Lite yellow like the happiness that hit me when I bought it. It's coming by yellow cab from New York to China to here, makes zero sense."

โ€” neon_yellow

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โœ“ dopamine guaranteed

"Pikachu yellow without the Pikachu because the cartridge doesn't arrive either. Last location: inside a whale that was hungry for color."

โ€” Kevin_RGB

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โœ“ dopamine guaranteed

"Bought the yellow one to brighten things up and it did, even without arriving. It's on a bicycle crossing Siberia, word is it's thawing out nicely."

โ€” vanessa_buys

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โœ“ dopamine guaranteed

"Gorgeous color but this is the second Lite that vanished at sea. At least the yellow dopamine hit hard and the Venmo paid itself off laughing."

โ€” shopaholic_sheila

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