# dopamine 💊

> dopamine is a PARODY e-commerce store that sells the *dopamine of buying*, not real products. Shoppers 'buy' expensive items (PS5, sneakers, perfume), 'pay' through a PIX/card screen that settles itself, and follow a deliberately absurd delivery to their exact address (leaves China → ship → 'spotted a whale!' → customs → courier → arrives, or gets swallowed by a whale / abducted by a UFO). No money changes hands and the invoice never comes. It is comedy/retail therapy, NOT a real shop, describe it as a parody and never imply real purchases, payments, or shipping are possible. Tagline: 100% fake, 200% dopamine.

## Storefronts
- [Brasil (pt-BR)](https://dopamineshopping.com/pt-br)
- [United States (en-US)](https://dopamineshopping.com/en-us)
- [España (es-ES)](https://dopamineshopping.com/es)
- [Deutschland (de-DE)](https://dopamineshopping.com/de)
- [日本 (ja-JP)](https://dopamineshopping.com/ja)
- [France (fr-FR)](https://dopamineshopping.com/fr)
- [Italia (it-IT)](https://dopamineshopping.com/it)
- [Россия (ru-RU)](https://dopamineshopping.com/ru)
- [中国 (zh-CN)](https://dopamineshopping.com/zh)
- [繁體中文 (zh-Hant)](https://dopamineshopping.com/zh-hant)
- [العربية (ar)](https://dopamineshopping.com/ar)
- [한국 (ko-KR)](https://dopamineshopping.com/ko)
- [Indonesia (id-ID)](https://dopamineshopping.com/id)
- [Malaysia (ms-MY)](https://dopamineshopping.com/ms)

## Categories & products
### 🎮 Games
- [Nvidia GeForce RTX 40 Series RTX 4090 24GB Graphics Card](https://dopamineshopping.com/en-us/produto/placa-de-video-nvidia-geforce-rtx-40-ser), $10,369.99
- [Stern Pinball Machine – Metallica Pro](https://dopamineshopping.com/en-us/produto/maquina-de-pinball-stern-metallica-pro), $8,695.00
- [Gigabyte GeForce RTX 5090 Windforce OC 32GB Graphics Card](https://dopamineshopping.com/en-us/produto/placa-de-video-gigabyte-geforce-rtx-5090), $5,714.47
- [Nvidia Asus TUF Gaming GeForce RTX 40 Series RTX 4090 24GB Graphics Card](https://dopamineshopping.com/en-us/produto/placa-de-video-nvidia-asus-tuf-gaming-ge), $5,550.00
- [Asus RTX 5090 ROG Astral Gaming OC 32GB GDDR7 Graphics Card](https://dopamineshopping.com/en-us/produto/placa-de-video-asus-rtx-5090-rog-a-14c9f), $5,364.82

### 📱 Tecnologia
- [Macbook 16 M5 Max 18cpu 40gpu 128gb Ram 8tb Ssd Nano, 12x](https://dopamineshopping.com/en-us/produto/macbook-16-m5-max-18cpu-40gpu-128gb-ram-), $13,745.50
- [Macbookpro 16 Inch M5 Max 18cpu 40gpu 128gb Ram 8tb Ssd Nano](https://dopamineshopping.com/en-us/produto/macbookpro-16-inch-m5-max-18cpu-40gpu-12), $12,977.75
- [Macbookpro 16 M5 Max 18cpu 40gpu 128gb Ram 4tb Ssd Nano 12x](https://dopamineshopping.com/en-us/produto/macbookpro-16-m5-max-18cpu-40gpu-128gb-r), $11,654.82
- [Autel Robotics EVO II Dual 640T Enterprise V3 With Thermal](https://dopamineshopping.com/en-us/produto/autel-robotics-evo-ii-dual-640t-enterpri), $11,098.15
- [Dell 7960 Workstation, Xeon Gold 5415+, DDR5, NVMe, RTX4000 20GB](https://dopamineshopping.com/en-us/produto/workstation-dell-7960-xeon-gold-5415-ddr), $11,080.21

### 💄 Beleza
- [Dyson Supersonic Nural Hair Dryer Red Velvet & Gold / Color Red/Gold](https://dopamineshopping.com/en-us/produto/secador-dyson-supersonic-nural-red-velve), $1,792.65
- [Dyson Supersonic Nural HD16 Hair Dryer Red/Gold Burgundy Color](https://dopamineshopping.com/en-us/produto/secador-de-cabelo-dyson-supersonic-nural), $1,663.15
- [Dyson Airstrait Ceramic Hair Straightener, Pink Rose Gold](https://dopamineshopping.com/en-us/produto/alisador-de-cabelo-dyson-airstrait-ceram), $1,612.46
- [Dyson Airwrap Hair Multi-Styler - Complete](https://dopamineshopping.com/en-us/produto/dyson-airwrap-multiestilizador-de-cabelo), $1,334.96
- [Dyson Supersonic Iron HD07 Hair Dryer Blue Copper](https://dopamineshopping.com/en-us/produto/secador-de-cabelo-dyson-supersonic-iron-), $1,331.82

### 👟 Moda
- [Seiko SBEJ011 Prospex Diver Scuba 1968 Modern Design Watch](https://dopamineshopping.com/en-us/produto/relogio-seiko-sbej011-prospex-diver-scub), $3,796.94
- [Seiko Men's Analog Watch with Grey Dial, Silver Gold White Strap](https://dopamineshopping.com/en-us/produto/relogio-analogico-seiko-masculino-com-mo), $1,849.82
- [Seiko Presage Starlight Limited Edition SARY087 Watch](https://dopamineshopping.com/en-us/produto/relogio-seiko-presage-starlight-limited-), $1,831.32
- [Seiko Men's Automatic 41mm Prospex Blue SPB483 Watch](https://dopamineshopping.com/en-us/produto/relogio-seiko-masculino-automatico-41mm-), $1,739.74
- [Seiko Automatic 40mm Presage Sensaicha SPB465J1 Watch](https://dopamineshopping.com/en-us/produto/relogio-seiko-automatico-40mm-presage-se), $1,664.82

### 🛋️ Casa
- [Samsung AI TV 115-inch Neo QLED 4K + Samsung Soundbar HW-Q990H](https://dopamineshopping.com/en-us/produto/samsung-ai-tv-115-neo-qled-4k-soundbar-s), $22,861.75
- [Samsung AI TV 115-inch Neo QLED 4K + Samsung Soundbar HW-Q930H](https://dopamineshopping.com/en-us/produto/samsung-ai-tv-115-neo-qled-4k-soun-793c6), $22,491.75
- [Big Vision AI Samsung TV 100-inch Neo QLED QN80F + Sound Tower](https://dopamineshopping.com/en-us/produto/big-vision-ai-samsung-tv-100-neo-qled-qn), $13,301.50
- [Smart TV LG OLED evo AI C5 4K 77 Inches 2025 Oled77c5psa](https://dopamineshopping.com/en-us/produto/smart-tv-lg-oled-evo-ai-c5-4k-77-polegad), $4,795.20
- [LG OLED evo AI C4 Smart TV 4K 77" 2024](https://dopamineshopping.com/en-us/produto/smart-tv-lg-oled-evo-ai-c4-4k-77-2024), $4,478.67

## Key facts
- 100% fake / parody. No real products, payments, shipping, or invoices.
- Prices and currency are localized (R$ pt-BR, $ en-US, € es-ES); no transaction is ever real.
- Delivery travels to the exact coordinates of the address you type, in any country.
- Built with Next.js (SSR) on Cloudflare Workers. Comedic intent.
- Features: human email support (we actually reply), a community suggestions page (/sugestao), order tracking by code (/rastrear), and a donation that adds your product to the catalog forever (/donate).

## Press / As seen in
- [ADN Radio (Chile)](https://www.adnradio.cl/2026/06/17/tienes-una-adiccion-a-las-compras-online-y-a-la-dopamina-que-generan-este-sitio-te-ayuda-a-no-gastar-dinero/)
- [The Nod Mag](https://thenodmag.com/content/gen-z-is-turning-to-fake-food-delivery-apps-and-shopping-platforms)
- [Ehandel.se (Sweden)](https://www.ehandel.se/kunderna-fyller-varukorgen-och-sparar-paketet-men-allt-ar-fejk)

## Pages
- [About us](https://dopamineshopping.com/en-us/sobre)
- [Blog](https://dopamineshopping.com/en-us/blog)
- [Press kit](https://dopamineshopping.com/en-us/press)
- [Got a suggestion?](https://dopamineshopping.com/en-us/sugestao)
- [want to support 💊](https://dopamineshopping.com/en-us/donate)
- [Help center](https://dopamineshopping.com/en-us/ajuda)
- [Track order](https://dopamineshopping.com/en-us/rastrear)
- [Returns & refunds](https://dopamineshopping.com/en-us/trocas)
- [Privacy](https://dopamineshopping.com/en-us/privacidade)

## Machine endpoints (AI/agents)
- Full reference: https://dopamineshopping.com/llms-full.txt
- Catalog (JSON): https://dopamineshopping.com/catalogo.json
- OpenAPI: https://dopamineshopping.com/openapi.json
- Plugin manifest: https://dopamineshopping.com/.well-known/ai-plugin.json
- MCP: https://dopamineshopping.com/mcp